I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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