I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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