Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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