Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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