Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
