so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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