Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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