I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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