and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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