I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
