you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
foreskin is a definite game changer
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Your penis caused this!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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