I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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