let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
