Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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