Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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