i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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