is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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