doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Small penises have feelings too.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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