hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
please don't ironically join a cult
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