it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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