I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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