I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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