Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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