We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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