then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Randomize
