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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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