Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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