There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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