i just google imaged poop.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I don't deserve a penis
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So much Jack, so little girl.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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