The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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