we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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