Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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