I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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