Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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