Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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