This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Randomize
