That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize