so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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