Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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