She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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