Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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