I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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