all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
My ass is underappreciated
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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