Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
