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we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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