we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Someone shit on the floor
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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