So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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