My friends, they love my intelligence
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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