her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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