It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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