You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
