Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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