Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
the condom got lost in my hair
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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