I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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