Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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