he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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