He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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